Came across this from a group mail (SSPPNet). Just want to share it here…enjoy!
FUNNY: What If..India Made It To The FIFA World Cup! All hell would break loose….
Goal.com India lists out a few funny things that you could expect to happen if India ever made it to a World Cup, or better still, the tournament was actually held in this country. Please note the below is just a bit of fun, so don’t take it too seriously…Enjoy!
- Stardust will do a cover story on Deepika Padukone: “Bhaichung and I are just good friends. That’s all !
- Lalit Modi will announce the formation of the Indian Phootball League and claim that this is the real IPL.
- Shanta Kumari captain of the Indian womens football team will complain that despite the womens team doing well, the mens football team gets all the sponsorships.
- Mamta Banerjee will announce a prize of a free first class travel for one month for each member Of the team. Plus an acre of land each in Singur.
- Former Indian footballers will rush to join Speakwell classes to learn English and become commentators on TV. And All the England greats of yesteryear will rush to India and become commentators here.
- The Bengal Government will grant free land in Kolkata to allow FIFA to move their Headquarters to India. Rupa underwear will be the official sponsor of the world cup and Gitanjali Jewellers will give away the golden boot.
- Parliament will be adjourned to allow MPs to watch the opening game.
- The Big Fight on NDTV will debate: Is the rise of football responsible for the fall of Cricket?